BONK!

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whatmakesmeagooddemoman:

remember how somebody wanted this to be a meme

anyway i made some

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babytentaspies:

askfem-scout:

babytentaspies:

…….S-squeak?

*glances down at the sound* Aww, aren’ you a cutie? *giggles and pets the baby tentaspy’s head* Look atchyoo, yer such an adorable thing. Whatchya doin’ here alone on da battlefield?

Squeak~! -purrs at being pet-

Oh muh god dat has gotta be da most adorable sound in da hist’ry ovda world. *continues stroking*

freakinbluscout:

I know of a few dat’re juss’ like dat. Bitter an’ ugly, poor things. I guess I should be feelin’ sorry for ‘em instead of kickin’ ‘em in da nuts like I usually do, huh?

Shit, uh, da worst? Well, usually ‘m pretty fast, an’ I remember ta’ not skid around corners too fast, juss’ in case dere’s a sentry dere. Yanno, da old throw scrap around da corner ta’ see if anythin’s in dere? Buuuut, I did get a rocket to da leg an’ as I was hobblin’ over to get a medkit, a sentry riddled me with a buncha bullets juss’ as I’d gotten close enough. Pyro came by when I was half dead an’ finished me off right dere. Freakin’…pyromaniacs.

‘n yeah, dat’s f’sure. But I bet I could get Tess into a dress if I let her lookit my ass or somethin’. ‘n Mia, uhh…well, she’s crazy, man. Not like, insane crazy, but crazy enough ta’ sucker punch me in da nuts.

Yeah, mebbe yer should. Kick dem in da head. Punch dem in da guts. Bonk dem till dey’re muddas feel it.

Smart one, dumbass. *laughs*

But den again, Imma one tuh talk.

Bwahaha! Typical Tess an’ Mia. You will nevah get me inta dress dat’s fuh sure. No matter how much ya bribe me wit’ Bonk, I ain’t touchin’ ‘nother dress.

babytentaspies:

…….S-squeak?

*glances down at the sound* Aww, aren’ you a cutie? *giggles and pets the baby tentaspy’s head* Look atchyoo, yer such an adorable thing. Whatchya doin’ here alone on da battlefield?

afterrealm:

If I were a BAD editor, I wouldn’t be sittin’ here starin’ at yer writin’, now would I?

One dangling modifier, one wayward preposition, ONE ERRANT COMMA— AND KABLOOIE!

SO! T’all ya fine dandies so proud, so cocksure! Prancin’ aboot wit’ yer paragraphs full of run-ons! WELL COME AND GIT ME, I SAY! I’ll be waitin’ with the old AP Style Guide! I’m a grim grammar Nazi with a redliner pen!

(This is really stupid and I’ll stop now.)

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unfrickintouchable:

askfem-scout:

unfrickintouchable:

askfem-scout:

unfrickintouchable:

askfem-scout started following you

Great. M’sure you got plenty a’ the usual witty scout banter for me, too.

Problem, pallie?

Eh. Ain’t much appeal in arguin’ wit’ kids, that’s all.

‘ey, you don’t bodda me, I don’t bodda you. Deal?

Best idea I heard all fuckin’ day.

Whoa, someone’s inna bad mood today. What da fuck’s wrong with ya?

unfrickintouchable:

askfem-scout:

unfrickintouchable:

askfem-scout started following you

Great. M’sure you got plenty a’ the usual witty scout banter for me, too.

Problem, pallie?

Eh. Ain’t much appeal in arguin’ wit’ kids, that’s all.

‘ey, you don’t bodda me, I don’t bodda you. Deal?

freakinbluscout:

askfem-scout:

freakinbluscout:

askfem-scout:

freakinbluscout:

*perks up immediately*

Aw fuck yeah I do!

Juss’ da pick-me-up I need.

Pick-ya-up? *scratches head* 

Why, ya inna bad mood?

But yeah, betchya can’t beat me! Hehe.

Mmmnah, not really.

Juss’ some JACKASS *yells it like he wants Kota to hear* bein’ a huge bitch. As usual.

Oh yeah? Yer on, girly.

*cocks head* Kota?

Some random ass fuckin’ withya? 

Can we go beat them up? Please?

I gotta new bat and I was thinkin’ of breakin’ it in before tomorrow’s battle. Maybe some big swings to da fuckass’s head would give it in nicely.

Bring it, pal.

*smirks and scratches under his chin*

I’onno, he’s on yer team, a RED punk.

What’re we bettin’ on? Braggin’ rights? B]

Oh, Mocha-scout? Yeah no, team color doesn’ tell me what ter do.

Fuck wit’ my friends and I fuck your face wit’ my bat.

Braggin’ rights? Pssh, ain’t nevah gonna take dose away from me.

Maybe just dis SWEET 6-PACK OF BONK I STOLE FROM DA RESUPPLY!!